A man claims to have photographic evidence that Nicolas Cage is, in fact, a vampire from the 1800s. You too can see (AND OWN!) the damning evidence yourself if you win the photo which is being auctioned on eBay. Bidding starts at a cool million dollars. Here's a quote from the seller:
"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."
I'm convinced. In fact, I've already bid on the photo so that Vampire Nick Cage can't buy it himself and destroy it.
In case you don't have an extra million dollars to outbid me, have a look below for free.
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