Yankees are Pedro's Daddy, World Champions

The New York Yankees christened their new stadium by finishing off the Philadelphia Phillies and winning their 27th World Series title last night. Hideki Matsui was named World Series MVP, the first Japanese player to win the award.

You DON'T Talk About Marathon Club

Edward Norton won the New York Marathon yesterday.

Well, not really, but he finished first out of all of the people that you've probably heard of. Meb Keflezighi was the actual winner, becoming the first American man win since 1982.

Other famous people in the Marathon included David Blaine, Alanis Morissette, and Anthony Edwards. There were more "stars" on the official list but they made the cast of the Celebrity Apprentice look like the guest list for the Academy Awards.

Get Used To Seeing This

Michael Jackson is sure to be a popular Halloween costume this year but there are tons of more original things you can go as that are just as timely.

Put on a pig nose and a stick a thermometer in your mouth: swine flu.

Tie some balloons to yourself and write "Falcon" on your shirt: balloon boy.

This one works for guys and girls; carry 8 baby dolls and act like a crazy person: Jon Gosselin/Octomom.

The possibilities are endless.

Happy Halloween...

Happy Birthday to Us

Poster of the Day is 2 today.

Here's to another year of crazy celebrities, semi-informed sports predictions, cats wearing funny costumes and making fun of the news with posters.

Cheers!

Nobody Puts Swayze In a Corner

Really, Vikings? Really?

He's back. Again.

After deciding 3 weeks ago to stay retired, Brett Favre has changed his mind again and decided to sign with the Minnesota Vikings. According to ESPN, the deal is worth between $10 million and $12 million.

In related news, Washington Wizards Michael Jordan jerseys are available on eBay at discount prices.

Really, Eagles? Really?

Michael Vick, former dog-fighting enthusiast, has signed a two year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles.

Vick hasn't played in the NFL since the 2006-7 season, after which he was sentenced to two years in jail for conspiracy and running a dog-fighting ring.

The Eagles will take on Vick's former team, the Atlanta Falcons in a "bird-fight" in week 13.